Ballet evening at the Royal Opera. The first of the three pieces was called Cacti and involved cacti. Which at first glance and at a distance looked like real things, but it didn’t take a long time of watching the dancers hold and swing them around in a rather cavalier manner to figure out that they can’t be. It would have been way cooler if they had danced with real cacti, but health and safety probably wouldn’t allow it. And the cacti might not survive it, either.