I bought this Philodendron back in January or February. I don’t think its changed in appearance at all since then. The same leaves in the same position, nothing growing, nothing unfurling. I’d almost suspect it was fake, if it wasn’t so un-artificially strange in its shape. It’s like it’s frozen in time.

The internet says it might do better in more humid air, so now it’s moving from the living room window to the bathroom. It remains to be seen if that makes a difference. I take short showers to begin with, and most of them take place at the office after I’ve cycled there. Maybe Ingrid’s and Adrian’s longer showers every other week are enough to matter.