{"id":708,"date":"2008-09-29T22:24:06","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T20:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/?p=708"},"modified":"2008-09-29T22:24:38","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T20:24:38","slug":"dinnertime_experiments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/2008\/09\/29\/dinnertime_experiments\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinnertime experiments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nExperiments that Ingrid has recently performed at the kitchen table:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dip a biscuit in water<\/li>\n<li>Dip a piece of potato in water<\/li>\n<li>Eat water with a spoon<\/li>\n<li>Eat water with a fork<\/li>\n<li>Eat water with a knife<\/li>\n<li>Stab the table with a fork<\/li>\n<li>Eat carrots by spearing them on a (not particularly pointy) table knife<\/li>\n<li>Slap her palm with a fork<\/li>\n<li>Poke her thigh with a fork<\/li>\n<li>Scratch herself behind the ear with a fork<\/li>\n<li>Squeeze her eyes shut while chewing<\/li>\n<li>Balance her glass on her face after drinking from it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nI have to say I am amazed by her imagination.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n(The only activities that got a negative reaction were stabbing the table, and balancing the glass, because &ndash; not surprisingly &ndash; the glass fell off her face and onto the floor. I&rsquo;m all for experimentation but not if it is more likely than not to permanently damage things.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Experiments that Ingrid has recently performed at the kitchen table: Dip a biscuit in water Dip a piece of potato in water Eat water with a spoon Eat water with a fork Eat water with a knife Stab the table with a fork Eat carrots by spearing them on a (not particularly pointy) table knife [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ingrid_johanna"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}