{"id":4647,"date":"2013-07-28T21:57:17","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T20:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/?p=4647"},"modified":"2013-07-28T21:57:17","modified_gmt":"2013-07-28T20:57:17","slug":"water_slides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/2013\/07\/28\/water_slides\/","title":{"rendered":"Water slides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThere was an ad campaign some years ago for a water park. It was built around photos of swim shorts and bikini bottoms with holes in them, from too many rides down water slides.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt turns out that this can actually happen, and it doesn&rsquo;t even require much effort or excessive usage of said water slides.\n<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/helen\/blog\/images\/Self_on_water_slide.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an ad campaign some years ago for a water park. It was built around photos of swim shorts and bikini bottoms with holes in them, from too many rides down water slides. It turns out that this can actually happen, and it doesn&rsquo;t even require much effort or excessive usage of said water [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything_else"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4647"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4650,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647\/revisions\/4650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toomik.net\/helen\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}