I have been taking levothyroxine daily to compensate for my underactive thyroid for almost twenty years.
I can’t remember what the pill jars looked like in the UK. In Sweden, they looked like the jar on the left for many years. Until one day a couple of years ago someone tried to be clever and changed the design to the one on the right.
On the left: a normal lid, with a nice ridged edge for extra grip. With grooves on top, even, that you could use for more leverage – put a pencil in the groove and twist. Nice if you’re elderly, or have reduced mobility or grip strength. Human-friendly, in other words.
On the right: what is that even. Carefully align one tiny symbol with another tiny symbol, by twisting the lid. And then somehow lever it off. I don’t know how you’re actually supposed to do that. Pushing with my thumb doesn’t work; I normally claw it off with the nails of two or three fingers, with effort.
Once I’ve got it open, my immediate next step is to decant the pills into the old jar, and throw away the new jar, swearing at it while thanking my luck that (i) I had the foresight to keep one of the old jars, and (ii) the jar openings are exactly the same size so I can just hold the two against each other and flip them upside down and don’t need to look for a funnel or something, or chase dropped pills on the floor.
Now that I googled about it, I see that the new jar was introduced in 2017, and complaints were registered immediately. In 2020 they were working on it and now in 2024 nothing has happened yet.
The new jars are so bad that they’ve been written about in national magazines, and the pharmacy staff joke about it every time I pick up my prescription. I replied that “at least I’m young and strong and healthy so I can open mine”.
Then it struck me that, while I’m strong and healthy, describing myself as young is perhaps not entirely accurate any more. I’m closer to 50 than 40, after all. It may be time to re-frame things.