1. I’m pushing Adrian to go to the men’s room on his own, rather than to the ladies’ room with me.

2. He hates the hand dryers in public restrooms because of the noise they make, and shakes his hands dry instead.

The old school dryers weren’t too bad, but modern ones are often way too loud even for my ears. The Dyson Airblades are the worst ones I’ve encountered. We both flee when someone starts using one nearby. I understand that they are good for the environment but I truly wish they didn’t exist.